“You’re Black. You’re a Rapper. Join the Club” | Bad JuJu | Episode 2


Alright, we’re coming back from commercial now. You guys ready? 3, 2, 1 Hey, it’s DJ Sandy Beach, we’re back at it And we’ve got some very special guest with us today. We’ve got Bad JuJu We’ve got his producer Beast Boi and we’ve got a lovely surprise All About Jazz is in here too – Hey everyone! Hopefully, I get a few more followers, cause talk about an influencer and speaking of influencing Bad JuJu, how has Jazz influenced you? Uhh, Wow! Uhm… Nah… You know, you’re waking up to the baddest girl
every morning You know, money, fame, nothing really matters When you have her. You know what I mean? – Awwwww, that was touching Hear that listeners, you guys can be cool
and sensitive all at the same time out there. So, Bad JuJu, you and Beast Boi You guys got famous off of some viral hits. How’d you all do that? Okay, Yo! Those who know me know I stay cooking beats Okay, I put the stew in studio Bad JuJu put the BOO! in booth Bad JuJu got the raps and I got the rap Like the, noise for the raps We on a whole nother level like viral. Yeah, we like a virus A good virus though Alright, well, Bad JuJu Why don’t you throw down one of those funny
raps you’re known for? I got something too. Yeah, yo, hit me with a beat, dogg. Yeah, nice and mid-tempo ♪ Can’t believe I had doubt for a long time ♪ ♪ Like you caught a train and ended up on wrong line ♪ ♪ Get off on the next stop, you still on the wrong side ♪ ♪ You’re messing with the wrong guy, dogg, it’s been a long night ♪ ♪ Starry night, sea side, Jamaican jerk meat ♪ ♪ You heard me, we caught that flight through Albuquerque ♪ ♪ All sick, I ain’t gon stop until we’re all rich ♪ ♪ All chips, on me, yeah, we’re taking risk ♪ ♪ Stakes are high ♪ ♪ Papa said “you’re gonna make it guy!” ♪ ♪ Fam, believe in me, gave em wings like make em fly ♪ ♪ Gon try, fell a couple times and they picked me up ♪ ♪ Said that’s their job, to raise me, so they
lift me up ♪ ♪ Jaguar purring, horses restless like giddy up ♪ ♪ I don’t really mind cabernet out of paper
cups ♪ ♪ As long as I get paid in exchange for creating stuff ♪ ♪Crazy we get paper for these jokes we keep making up♪ Oooo! Oooo! That was fire! I can rap dogg! Why ain’t you rapping like that all the time
man! I rap for real man! That was tight! Alright, that was cool, nice rap JuJu. But, uhh, I think we wanna hear the funny stuff You know, haha uhh… The funny tracks… You know I’m trying to switch my sound up a little bit. I’ve been trying to like, make more serious tunes. If I’m frank, I’m trying to like mature… You know we blew up out of like high school tracks. Like, we were saying some nonsense. This is more me now. I’m trying to create songs with substance. Similar to like what I just rapped for you. – Alright, but for old times sake… I mean come on, don’t you like being nostalgic? Do it for us. Alright, yo, they say… “The past is history… …the future’s a mystery… …and now is a gift… …that’s why they call it – the present.” They want the old JuJu, you know what I mean? They want the old JuJu. Alright, alright we got Bad JuJu About to show us what he does best. Bet. Let’s see what I got. You know, I’ll do it acapella real quick, yeah. I’ll just sit here then… Uhh, alright yeah, I said something like Uhm, what I say man? I said uhh ♪ I got bigger guns than an ostrich ♪ ♪ I got guns like the Loch-Ness Monster ♪ ♪ My guns go coo coo chitty chitty bang BANG ♪ ♪ Your guns boo boo and belong in the garbage ♪ ♪ I got a gun just like a star fish ♪ ♪ Will grow back limbs if it ends up armless ♪ ♪ I got guns bigger than Bigfoot ♪ ♪ More rare than red meat ♪ ♪ Now rewind this back ♪ ♪ And replace guns with my wee wee ♪ Yo, that’s stupid! I love that! Yo… The starfish though? I’m a grower, not a shower. You nasty… – Alright… that was something. Let’s switch up the vibes now It’s the latest record from new artist Femme Fatale With “Clitty Clitty Bang Bang” As always, you heard it here first. Alright. Thanks guys. Oh, that’s it? Our assistant will see you out the door. Okay. – Cool. Uhh, aye, thanks for the opportunity. Yup. Bye. It’s like a bad horror film, man. You’re my worst nightmare. – Cut the crap, Junior. Heeey – Oh, excuse me there… Jean (the fuckin’) III I mean, what are you, a french prince or something? – Ay, you said it, not me, am I right? Did you see the contract? – Yeah, I did. Alright, well if we’re clear Then what was the bullshit you just pulled in there? – I did exactly what you asked for man. No. No, no. Cause, you sounded like when you were rapping Maybe you just witnessed your… – “Puppy being put down” Oh my gosh, you have some trauma man. What happened to you? Nothing! Okay. Look will you just do the funny music. Please! – I can rap for real. I already told you that. I want to make serious music. Why can’t you take me seriously, Charles? – Because, everyone is already making good serious music. You wanna be like everybody else? Alright, that’s fine! Go ahead! I mean you’re black. You’re a rapper. Join the fucking club. I mean, you fit the stereotype, right? CongratuFUCKINlations! Alright. Why do you think we signed you? You okay? Yo, what a dickhead, man.




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