Hello bitches. Colin hehe that is naughty. Hello everyone! I am a wizard. You may not know this, but my spirit animal is a slug I want a spirit animal. Will you help me find one Dave? Of course I will Colin. Stare into the crystal Colin and your spirit animal should appear behind you. when I cast this spell. North, South East and West Colin is a bloody pest. izzy ,wizzy woooooo SHIT! The spell has gone wrong. Oh no! Dave! you turned me into an insect. You idiot Colin ! You didn’t stare into the crystal properly. I told you! Am I an insect now forever? Can you turn me back, Dave? See you next time everyone. The end. Ooops.