-You’re going to be at the Rio
at least until 2022, which is incredible. -They reupped us.
We are — You — You were a little bit wrong
in your introduction. -Okay. -Not the longest-running
headliners in Vegas, but the longest-running
headliners in Vegas history. -Oh, gotcha, the history part.
[ Cheers and applause ] I missed the history.
-And now — And now we’re going longer
if we can get over one problem. -What’s the problem? -We’re playing Vegas, and we have
the Penn & Teller Theater — it’s at the Rio — but Teller has
a gambling problem that we’re trying to deal with.
-Oh. And Teller has
the worst gambling problem you can have in Vegas…
-Okay. -…which is Teller always wins.
-Oh, yeah. -And the casino
does not want him there. So we told them
we’d come on the show tonight and we would lose
in a hand of poker to you — Teller would lose…
-Okay. -…and then we would have
our contract up through 2022. -Great.
-So, all you got to do — You know how to play poker,
-You won Celebrity Poker. -Yes, the lowest level.
-Yeah, remedial poker. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -And, so, we’re gonna have you
do just one hand of poker. All you got to do is win.
-Okay, great. -And don’t do —
We’re not gonna use — See, this one —
We can’t use these cards. Do you know how to check
for marked cards? -No.
-You don’t? -No. -It’s called
“going to the movies.” -Okay. -And what you do
is you flip the cards. If I can get this
right on the camera — You flip the cards, and if anything moves around
on the back — can you see that? — anything moves around
on the back… [ Laughter ] …that means
the cards are marked. -Gotcha.
-‘Cause if they were uniform, you’d see nothing there.
-Right. -So we’re not using — Also, you have these two aces
on the bottom, ace on the top. These are
how to do bottom deals and… -Okay, gotcha.
-So, we’re gonna… We want to be sure
he loses here. -All right, great. -So, we’ve got a deck of cards
that is harder to palm. -Okay. -Now, my hands
are bigger than Teller’s, and I don’t think that
I would be able to palm these. -Okay. Gotcha.
-And so, we’ll use — we’ll use these. And, you know, actually, if he handles them,
he could still do — so why don’t you just
count off 10 cards? -All right, 10 cards?
-Two hands of poker. -Okay.
-Yeah. -All right. -Just — No, no, no,
right on top of each other. -Okay. Gotcha. 1, 2, 3?
-Okay, yeah. -4, 5, 6…
-Yeah. -…7, 8, 9, 10. -Oh, now, give me —
give me those. -Okay. Gotcha.
There you go. -You got to get rid of these.
-Thank you. [ Laughter ]
-And what we’re gonna do is — all you got to do is win
a hand of poker… -Great.
-…and we’ll be fine. Then we have to —
we get the whole deal there. -All right.
-Here we go. He’s gonna deal them out here. And, actually, I don’t feel good
about Teller dealing. -Okay.
-I don’t feel good about that. So why don’t you tell —
He dealt this one to you and this one to him.
-Okay. -But you tell us —
which one do you want? Do you want to go
with the one he dealt you? -I’m gonna take Teller’s.
-Okay. Pull that over for yours…
-Okay, great. …and put that over for Teller.
-All right. -Now this next one, you’ll pick either
of the two cards you want. We’re gonna put two cards down.
-Okay. -Pick either one.
Which one do you — Which one — -This one. This one.
-Okay. Pull that one over. -All right, great.
-Pull that one over. Now, we’ll give you
another chance. Pull — Pick
the one you want for this one. -I’ll take this one.
-Okay. -All right?
-Okay. Okay. Those two work. Now, this one for Teller —
these will be the stinky ones. Pick the worst card here.
Put that over in Teller’s pile. -That’s one’s the worst card.
-Put it in Teller’s pile. -All right. There you go.
-Yeah. Now we’ll give another bad one
for Teller. -Okay. -Now, you’re making
all the choices. -Okay, gotcha. So that’s a bad
one for Teller right there. -Bad one for Teller.
-I’ll put it over in Teller’s. -Right there. Good.
-There we go. -And we’ll do
another good one for you. -Okay. I’ll take this one
as the good one. -Good. Take it.
-All right, great. -Now do another bad one
for Teller. -That’s the bad one right there. -Okay, put it right over there.
-All right. There we go. -And now
we’re gonna do something that’s never been done…
-Okay. -…’cause you got to win, Seth. Look at your cards.
-Okay. -‘Cause you’re gonna decide
what card you want. -Okay. -You got two cards
to choose from here. What do you got here?
You got a… -Okay.
-…9 of hearts, king of spades. -All right.
-Which do you want? -I’m gonna take the 9 of hearts. -You’re sure?
-Yes. -You had a choice, now,
on every card that went there. -I had a choice. Okay.
-Okay, all you got to do is win. -Okay.
-And what does that end — What do you end up with there?
-I have a very strong hand. I have a — I have a full house.
-Oh. 9s back with aces. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah, there’s no way.
-Yeah. -Okay. We’ll be able to do —
’cause Teller doesn’t even — yeah, he doesn’t have
two that match — doesn’t even have a match.
-Okay. -They’re — They’re —
They’re all different. It’s just a royal flush. [ Laughter ] -[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ] So, um… we’ll be — we’ll be in Vegas, but probably at
the David Copperfield Theater. -Yeah, probably.
-I don’t know. -Give it up for Penn & Teller,
everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]