Our Hamsters


Hey just a heads up, Don’t get too attached to any of the hamsters mentioned in this video. Cause they’re all DEAD (RIP) and I would say that no hamsters were harmed in the making of this video. Well I mean no hamsters were harmed while I made this video. They’re all still dead. But some hamsters… They got harmed… Just keep watching! If there’s anything I’ve learned that the internet just loves is stupid drama and cute animals. So I’m gonna talk about all the cute hamsters I’ve Enslaved… Our family enslaved quite a lot It was my twin sister who really wanted a pet hamster and bugged my mom to get one. and my mom being super nice, bought her the cage and we bought everything else. Including a little black hamster. We named him Squeaks. And he liked to do this really cute thing where he put his food in his hamster wheel, it was made of plastic. so he could do that. And then late at night he would just run in it and it would sound like… *Sound of grains going super fast on a plastic wheel* It was like a more annoying maraca! I actually made a comic on paper inspired by this hamster Smart friend of guy in comic : Wow, you got a hamster? Other guy in comic: Yeah, but he doesn’t do much Smart friend of guy in comic: Well, yeah. This type of hamster is nocturnal Other guy in comic: Really? That means I’ll hardly notice him! And then at night he’s trying to sleep but the hamster is loud and it’s keeping him awake and the joke is that he said he’d hardly notice him and he’s noticing him. It’s not that funny! And I need to tell you about a dog that we have named Georgie And actually a little fun fact about Georgie She was born on Election day of 2004 Which is a much cooler holiday to have a birthday on, it only comes once every 4 years It’s like leap year… It’s more rare So since George W Bush won the 2004 election we named our dog Georgie after him! Awwwww! Also means her 12th birthday was on the second I definitely won’t be able to get this video out by that time, but still… ♪Happy birthday to you!♬ Yay! So Georgie can get the birthday ’cause it’s her birthday and Poppy can get the girl… Because it’s… she’s a girl Do you like it? Wonder if this tastes good *Tastes it* *Sound of disgust* James did you eat it?! This is a huge waste of money… Anyway back to rodents, this dog just loved to murder these animals Well I don’t know if murder’s the right word No, murder’s the right word! You have to understand that Georgie is a west highland terrier. And that breed is known for hunting small animals So having Georgie and a hamster in the same house… Doesn’t mix well We had this little plastic hamster ball that we put Squeaks in sometimes The first time we put Squeaks into his plastic ball, my older brother bowled him (like an idiot) Like a bowling ball Peta don’t sue me, I was vegan for a week And Georgie thought it was a treat just for her, a treat with a hard outer shell and a juicy middle She would go straight up rabid wolf on that hamster ball We didn’t put Squeaks inside his hamster ball after that But there’s even more to say about this hamster One day, me and my sister came home from school and Squeaks was just gone! He escaped! EVERYONE CHECK YOUR POCKETS!!! We looked everywhere and we couldn’t find him We had to keep a close eye on Georgie at all times My sister put up missing posters around the house. I don’t know if those helped We made these traps out of Duplo Did anyone else’s parents get them Duplo instead of legos No? Only my parents were that lame, alright We built this box thing out of Duplo and we made these stairs going up to the top of the box And we put lettuce on each step and the plan was that the hamster would walk up the stairs and fall in the box. Because they’re stupid But the traps never worked And all the hamster’s we got in the future also escaped We made the same traps and not once did they ever work 4 days… Squeaks was missing for 4 days We found his body… Inside the wall… He was alive! My dad was sitting on the couch relaxing, it was dead quiet and he just heard the faintest *scratching noises* Squeaks was inside the wall! We think he got in through our laundry chute I don’t know what I would do if my kid’s hamster was inside the wall of my house Well kids, now it’s an important time I teach you about death. My dad ended up cutting three holes in the wall and lured Squeaks out with some lettuce Poor thing… He was probably starving Hopefully he kept some extra food in his cheeks So even getting tormented by the dog and getting stuck in a wall for 4 days Squeaks still lived fullfilling 2 years of life Hamsters dont’t have that long a lifespan He buried him in the backyard After the Squeaks Dynasty, we got some more hamsters Squeaks II that was the next one We thought maybe if we introduce Squeaks II to Georgie, then they could be friends and get along I’ll spare you the details of what happened that night The next one we named Killer because he kept biting us, so get it? Killer? Yeah he ended up getting killed… Nah! He wasn’t killed, he lived a normal, long hamster life Squeaks II was killed though… I don’t know if you picked up on that We bought these 3 Little Hamsters and seriously they’re the most adorable little things They looked like this! I forgot their names, we’ll just call them the 3 Amigoes Awwww! The lady at the pet store told us that if we bought hamsters from the same litter, they would all get along She was obviously trying to sell us more hamsters or maybe she didn’t have any siblings But these bros just hated each other They would never stop fighting! As I was writing the script for this, I thought maybe they’re just aggressively playing So I googled ‘do hamsters play with each other? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And the first thing that showed up ‘ dwarf hamsters (which is what the 3 Amigoes were) are quite territorial and will not see former cagemates as old friends’ They see them as threatening rivals So there you go “you really know your hamsters lady!” So we had to get the three, three different cages for them We put them next to each other and I swear they still gave each other some death glares I actually made a video a long time ago about this time I broke one of their cages I was cleaning it outside and for whatever reason I was just like “huh I wonder if I can stand on it” The answer? NO The glass broke and I bled everywhere! I still have the scar of my foot And then all the 3 Amigoes died off… one by one… Sorry I’m getting really emotional We also had this other hamster named Buddy, I wasn’t gonna mention him because Buddy escaped and we never found him Except as my mom was reading over the script, because she reads over my scripts, thanks mom




Comments
  1. A recommendation for u to watch is Kyle Exum he is funny and I like your video odd ones out also I had never had a pet ๐Ÿ™

  2. Honestly, that end clip of James singing the star spangled banner sounds like my choir class(except for meh, I'm great!)!

  3. Oh my god with the hamster name with squeaks and squeaks 2, I had a cat named Juniorband he was an outside cat and he actually jumped out from a tree during the flood he was a brave cat he's really fluffy too and he died ,nactually we don't know what happened to him , he just ran away and he never came back and then we had a cat their name was jr. Also but wasn't Junior number twoit was just a junior that's it and then when I woke up one day I went to go feed him then I got dressed I went back to see myKitty cuz I always had my kitty before I go to school and I was really young good so I did know why but he started yelling and my Uncle Sean said you'll be okay so what I went to school that came back about the bus I want to go check on my kitty and he was gone and its people was going to ask my Uncle Sean and he said that he had died and I think I fed him too much food but obviously I didn't know that cuz I was really youngI think that was the third cat I have I really don't know I've had a lot of cats in my life and I have this one cat and I'm sitting by right now and microphone and he's been living since I was in first grade and I'm in nun yo biznusth grade grade :)anyways bi-curious still dead I don't like that cuz I don't like cats died so anyway that's a story okay byeee

  4. I just recently got a hamster, and it has escaped its cage 7 times…

    Iโ€™ve had it for a 2 months…

  5. I had a few hamsters

    One escaped because my brother left him outside of the cage

    The latest one was unplanned
    We just happened to have a cage and my friend found a hamster
    More
    She caught a hamster
    Probably ran away from someone who did buy her but my friend found her in the street and gave her to me

    She died for no reason
    Idk
    Anyway my dog was afraid of her
    She ran away when we pointed the hamster at her
    The dog is still with us and she is still a doormat who runs away from unfamiliar moving things

    We also have five cats and another dog so
    More hamsters would be very fast corpses

    The cats like to rub on the dogs
    The dogs don't like that because one of the cats likes to face punch randomly
    They just
    Stare at me hoping for a treat even though I didn't offer them any

  6. R.I.P !!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

  7. O say as we see the hamsters that died and we bless them end Rest In Peace โ˜ฎ๏ธ hamsters ๐Ÿน

  8. We also had a lot of Hamsters… Most of them died because they lack care but there were these two Hamsters that I remembered the most. They died because my Dad forgot to take them out of the heat, they literally burned to death

  9. I had three hamsters over the course of a year. The first one was on sale and she went freaking crazy and died after two months (RIP Penny). Then I got one named Chip and he was an angel but he died after four months because he fell of the top of his cage. Then I got a third one that lived for TWO WEEKS and then died for literally no reason. Freaking Lucy just didnt like me I guess. So that year I learned a lot about death ๐Ÿ˜‚ I will never get a hamster again

  10. Our First hamster ever was a Sirian named Sid, he lived for 2 yrs, then we got another who we named Sid 2, he went missing and we never found him. We had two rats after that, Phil, and Dave, but this is about our hamsters….
    When I was nine, I really wanted a hamster and my parents agreed. We got two Russian dwarf hamsters from the same litter, the shop person told us the exact same thing, that they would get along, so we put them in the same cage. One was grey, and the other was a creamy colour. The Grey one I named Misty, and the other I named Lily. They were fine for a few months, until Lily suddenly started attacking Misty. It got the point that Lily wouldn't let Misty sleep in the same area as her, so we got Misty her own cage. Unfortunately Misty broke her foot, and she was too small to have a cast on it, so we had her put to sleep, since hamsters rely on all fours, we couldn't leave her. After, we got another Russian Dwarf, and her name was Angel. To this day, I don't know why, but she died out of no where, I just went to check on her and she was dead. Whilst Lily just died of old age at 2 yrs old. Then we got a Sirian hamster when i was 12 and her name was Pixie, she lived for a good 3 yrs. After her we got another Sirian and her name was Indie, I gave her to someone else because I was 15 now and i was getting so busy with school, it was getting difficult to look after her, and it wasn't fair on her.
    I'm 16 years old and I still miss each and every one of them.

  11. My hamster escaped and hid underneath the fridge. We got her out but then we gave her away. Her name was Hammie. Idk where she is now…

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