I โ€ข One Time for The Birthday Witch ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ [COMPLETE SEASON ONE ON โ€˜THE FANTASY NETWORKโ€™]


[Juju’s theme song] [Girl] Hey, do you know where seventh avenue is? [Woman] Follow the bright of the moon. Mother Mawu will guide you. Ancestors, be with me. Shh, shh. [Door opens] SURPRISE!
[Ada screams] [electrical surge] [crowd groans and complains] [Gigi] Who the hell is this? [Yaya] One of your followers maybe? Hey, sis. Um, are you here for the party? It’s you. Yeah, uh, I guess. I followed you. Good, great. I’ll follow you back. [scoffs] Fine, um. Drinks and pizza are in the kitchen. Just try not to puke all over the place. Oooh. Nice crystal. Selenite, right? Yes. Yes it is. [Ada] Kyanite. Stone of Yemoja. Yes, yes, pretty rocks. Well we have to go and … do something. So! Chat, mingle, find a bae. Just remember no puking. [Boy] [slurring] I told you that last shot… was too much. [Girl] [giggles] No, I told you that. [Boy] No, I’m good. I could – I could walk straight fine. Girl: [laughs] No.
Boy: [laughs] Look, look, look. See. Boy: That’s a straight line. [Girl giggles] Boy: You know what, let’s come over here. [attempts to scream] [finger snap] [thrilling music] [ominious] Run. Let’s go. Kim: I’m so sorry. This is like my third cup of henny. I’m supposed to be in bible study right now.
At least that’s what I told my mama. Poor thing would probably douse me in Holy Water if she found out I was drinking Satan’s potion. Ada: Potion? It’s a joke. Kim: H-A-H-A Kim: Chill. Chill?! Kim: Relax? Calm down? Tranquilo. Ally taught me that one. I should go get you a towel. Oh, that is so pretty. [slap] Only those of blood grace their hands with the jujus of the ancestors. Sheesh! Gigi: And then you have these waste-men in my comments talking about how a respectable woman should dress. I mean, as if, anybody is out here trying to impress their lil’ funky asses. Yaya: Damn. Gigi: Hello! I’m bonding. I don’t know why you get so worked up over those trolls. Yaya: You should just turn your comments off. I don’t need you to make sense right now. Gigi: Well you has your attention anyway? Yaya: It’s not “who”. It’s “what”. Yaya: They found another man dead in an alley. Gigi: Good. One less troll off the street. [scoffs] I’m kidding! Gigi: Or not. You know sometimes I wonder if you would ever allow yourself to find someone. I do, though. Mmm. On Tinder. Wow. Maybe you should try it. Yeah, no. Tinder is not for me, I need a … Both: … spiritual connection. Blah, blah, blah. You and these feelings you love so much. And you’d love them, too. If you’d actually allowed yourself to feel. Mm-mm, girl. There’s no amount of sage or crystals in the world for me to think that I could ever emotionally attach to a man. Oh, yeah? Mmhmm. What about Kyle? I wonder if Kim went to get those cups. Yaya: Hmm. [party music & chatter] Oh, hey, Ally Cat! SURPRISE!
Whoo-hoo! The birthday girl is here! May the good Lord bless you with many more. Ada: Can I ask something of you? Ally: What the hell? Gigi: SURPRISE! Yaya: I tried to stop her. Ally: How is this something small? Gigi: Oh, you were serious? Ally: And who are all these people?
The only person I know is Kim! Yaya: And me! Gigi: They’re some of my friends from Instagram. A bunch of randos in the apartment. Yaya: Gi!
What?! Gigi: Drink. Not in the mood. Drink!
For fuck’s sake, sis. It’s your birthday. You know.
You’re an hour late. Work ran late. Did they know it was your birthday? Gigi: Did they at least buy a bitch a cake? Gigi: Hmm. You know.
I don’t even know why you’re still over there. Yaya: Come on, let’s go. Gigi: Oh, god. Ally: Everybody can’t be money-making YouTubers, Gigi. Even if that was an option, it’s too late for me now. Gigi: Girl, please.
You’re only 27. Ally: 28 in less than 30 minutes and that is two years shy of 30. So why would I change careers now? I thought I’d be senior producer by now! Gigi: Why are we talking about this?
You know you’re not going to do anything about it. Yaya: Oop! [spooky music]
[Kim whimpering] Ada: Hush, child.
It’s only temporary. [Kim whimpering] [faint whispers]
[Kim whimpering] Kim: Help me! Ada: Rest your tongue.
The room is spelled. Kim: Help me, please, somebody! [Ada chants an incantation]
[faint whispers] [Ada chants]
Kim: The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want. [stops] [party music & chatter] Yaya: Who even made the rule that you have to have your shit together by 30? Ally: Me. Gigi: Honestly, you sound so damn ridiculous. You can easily be that.
I mean once you quit feeling sorry for yourself. Ally: Whatever. Gigi: I’m just saying.
Ally: Say it someplace else. Yaya: Guys! You know what.
Gigi: Okaaaaay. Let’s forget about work, Als.
And enjoy your party. Ally: Oh, you mean Gigi’s party? Chris: Excuse me, ladies.
I don’t mean to interrupt, but I couldn’t help but to come say hi to the birthday girl. Chris: Here.
I brought you a drink, though. Hi. Bye. Chris: I was just trying to find the non-lamest way to shoot my shot. You feel me? You gotta do what you gotta do. You feel me?
You miss the shots you don’t take. Gigi: Gym’s closed.
Ok, sweetheart? Plus, she’s chicks over dicks.
Ally: Really? Chris: Oh nah nah nah nah!
It’s all good. I’m with that.
I’m with all that. It’s kind of sexy if you ask me.
What’s up, though? I’m all the way with that. Ally: I suggest you leave. Gigi: Please.
Tell me. What the fuck is it with you men and your entitlement to even assume that a lesbian would even want to include you incompetent, limp dick, no stamina, nut in 60 seconds having ass in the bedroom. Hmm? Chris: I- Chris: I was-
Gigi: Hmm. I was just joking. Gigi: Joking.
Joking. Why don’t you take that weak ass drink
and walk your ass right back to the where the fuck you came from? Gigi: Thank you. Gigi: Honestly, men are the real punishment for eating the fruit. Yaya: Must you always be so mean? Gigi: Yes. [girls laughing] Gigi: You’re back? Chris: I came to apologize.
Peace offering? [clash]
[drinks spills] Girls: WHOA! Kim [monotone]: I’m so sorry.
I could be so clumsy sometimes. Chris: Happy Birthday. I’m sorry, girls. Gigi: Girl, don’t. It’s fine.
You did us a favor, Kim. Yaya: What? He was cute.
Ally: Please.
Gigi: Girl, please. Gigi: Kim, did you get the cups? Cups? Gigi: Yeah, the cups. Uh, yes. Uh, yes.
They’re in the cooking chambers. [Ally & Gigi laughs]
Yaya: Ooookaaaaay. Yaya: I don’t think she needs anymore to drink. Gigi: Okay, Kim.
You straight? Ally: Yeah, you can go lay down in my bed if you want. Don’t be silly, Aleja.
I’m fine. I’ll be back with your, uh, cups. You’ll get her next time. What just happened? For one, you just made a complete fool of yourself. How ’bout we get out of here? [girls laughing]
Yaya: It was not that funny. Gigi: Oh!
Time for presents! Yaya: Ohhhh.
Ally: Oh, god. Yaya: What?
[gasps] Ally: Are those… Gigi: … enchanted cupcakes?
Why, yes. Ally: Oh, god.
You know I have to be up in the morning right? Gigi: And? Come on.
Don’t be a baby bitch. Yaya: Seize the day! Ally: What the hell? Gigi: You know what?
Let’s make a toast. Ally: Of course. Of course. Gigi: Yaya, you first. Yaya: To my best friend, Ally. May the year of 28 be the year you reach your full potential, the year you believe in yourself and put yourself first, and the year you stand up to that racist douche of a boss for always overworking you.
Gi, go. Gigi: To my spicy mami, my favorite Cubana, Ally, may this year bring you copious amounts of pums. Ally: Gigi. Gigi: Come on. What?
You’ve been cranky lately. may you also get the confidence to be the bad bitch that you really are, and, may this year bring you a better job. One of those jobs where you look at the Meet the Team page on the company’s website and you see a bunch of Black girls.
I love you, girl. Ally: I love you, guys. All: Ugh. [giggles] [Ada whimpering] [Kim chanting] Kim: Oh my fucking god!
Satan! Satan! I am a Child of God covered in the blood of Jesus! You will forget all this. There is a young man who needs help. Do you know who can help? The police. Call to them. Kim: [laughs] Again, I am so sorry about that. I hope I didn’t mess up your pretty dress. I have to go get some cups.
Okay, toodles! [party music & chatter] [Song: “Dolo In The Benz” by Khaed] [cellphone alarm] [groans]
Please, stop. [silence] [groans] No more edibles. Gigi: I need to get laid like now. Yaya: What? Ow!
How do you know I wasn’t with someone? Girl, please. Gigi: [moans] Yaya: Wait a minute.
I know you did not come in here just to masturbate on my bed. Gigi: I woke up feeling so horny. And sensual. And lusty — like… I’m in the mood to create. I mean I’m horny but, I feel like I could write something right now. Gigi’s Thoughts: I wonder what Kyle is doing. Yaya: I thought you an Kyle weren’t a thing. How did you know what I was thinking? Girl, I don’t have time to play games.
Alright? My head is killing me. Ally: Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, I’m running late. Oh dios mío.
And I’m still high. I can’t go to work like this. [Gigi mocking Ally] Gigi: Girl, quit your complaining and call out already. Ally: I can’t call out. I just– Ada: Good morning, girls. Ally: What the—
Yaya: Who are you? Yaya: What are you still doing here?
Gigi: Take anything you want out of Ally’s room. Ally: Wait a minute. I’m not a thief. Okay, so again: who are you? She was at the party last night. That was the lady Kim was helping. She was in my room! I’m a friend. No, we’re not friends.
Okay? Social Media is fake and we all know that. I’m here to help. Stay back, okay? That is no way to great your elder. Gigi, this edible is super intense. Gigi [thoughts]: God, I wish she would just toss that fucking show already. Ally [thoughts]: This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening! Everybody just shut up! Okay?! Ada: You’re feeling a strange intensity, aren’t you, Ayana? Fear stronger than you’ve every felt before. Ada: Tell me. Can you feel this? Okay, how does she know your name? Gigi: Yaya, what are you doing? Yaya: I don’t know. And I–
I feel… … calm. Yaya: Something weird is happening. Ally: Yaya, throw it! Ally: Holy shit. Gigi: Okay, what in the Piper Halliwell is going on? You three are witches. You three are witches. Ada: There is a young man that needs help. Do you know who can help? The police. Ada: Call to them. “9-1-1. What’s your emergency?” Kim: Um, hello, yes.
I think there’s a man in trouble. Boy 1: Aye, y’all see that? Boy 2: Oh shit. “Next time, on Juju web series…” Gigi: Okay, so, I don’t know about y’all. But my body is ready. If magic was real, my grandmother would’ve saved herself from cancer. But, here we are. I gotta get to work.
Unlike you two, I got a boss to answer to. Mr. Fairfax: You know I love to start my mornings with women and diversity. Ally: I wish you would just choke. [choking] Yaya: What if it isn’t fake news? Ally: Drink. Ada: Having fun? What you were doing just now does not cover the maginitude of the strength that you have. Ally: I’m not listening to this anymore You can’t keep running, Aleja. Ada: Be wary of all things… … but not who you are.




Comments
  1. I canโ€™t stop watching this episode. I just freaking love the characters and the storyline. As a future TV writer and screenwriter. Iโ€™m working on my all-black witches tv show. Iโ€™m still working on it. It will be ready in the future. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟ.

  2. I love that the actresses are actual witches in real life. Reminds me of Fairuza Balk in 'The Craft'. Her real life as a witch helped lend authenticity to her role and the movie. I feel the same way about this series. The authenticity shines through!! I can't wait to see more!!

  3. I have seen this in my Facebook newsfeed yesterday and I have shared it on two groups. Now I am watching it for myself, this is capturing my attention. And this debut episode premiered on my 35th birthday, how cool! Thank you for posting. ๐Ÿ™‚ I have now subscribed to this channel to watch this series Juju.

  4. It's so dope how WE are being represented across vast media in positive and unique ways. This series is taking "Black Girl Magick" to another level, I'm with it!

  5. I've been waiting for a web series like this. I love the otherworldly and supernatural. Especially a supernatural story featuring black women. I can't wait to see more of the series.

  6. Just one reason why they say not to drink so often. So easily open to possession. New subbie and viewer. Glad this showed on my home screen. Knew nothing of it. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

  7. It's 12-12 full moon day an i ran across this today ,this fits right in with my lifestyle ,witchy af ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿž๐ŸŒปโœจ
    -grateful for sharing your creation sistar , ASE

  8. Thank you for this !!!!! Had me at the title but the horny and creativity party is my life lmao. Gotta send this to my bestie !!!!

  9. i really hope this gets picked up by netflix or something so we can get a budget to get some really good affects. keep doing ya thang!

  10. Iโ€™ve been waiting all my life for this Iโ€™m in my very early 40โ€™s the closest Iโ€™ve come to this is them white girls from charmed…. THIS IS WAY BETTER ๐Ÿคซ THIS IS PERFECT FOR A SISTA WITCH LIKE ME AND MY FELLOW SISTA WITCHES… ๐Ÿ—ฃI pray you get a deal with Netflix or Hulu or BET+ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ this show is ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  11. OMG I GOT CHILLS AFTER I SAW THE SWIRLS AROUND THEM I ALREADY KNEW WAS HAPPENING I SOOOOOOOO LOVEEEEEE THIS IM REPOSTING THIS EVERYWHERE

  12. Wow I really enjoy the plot. If only the production was better. I hope this can continue to get views so that this can get on netflix

  13. Black witches & spiritualist Unite!!! As a 5th generation witch & Hoodoo worker I'm proud of this series. Never ever think that your natural birth rights are a curse! I look forward to watching all the episodes. Ase'๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฎ

  14. I love shows about the supernatural and I especially love when such shows explore cultures and identities typically overlooked on mainstream TV/film. I LOVE IT.

  15. We absolutely needed this. This needs to produce more and more content. I instantly fell in love. We finally got three black witches and itโ€™s DONE right. I pray and hope someone/network picks this up and not fuck w/ 80% of how it is and make more magic for this. This needs TV or a steaming platform. This is needed. This shit here is GOLD. Watch.. The cast is beautiful and organically black women. Yeah we needed this … ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

  16. Check our my book โ€œWitches of Louisianaโ€ on Amazon for paperback… ebook… and audible download… if you love this… you love my book too ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  17. Itโ€™s so refreshing to see portrayal of black spirituality as something more than black magic and voodoo. Iโ€™m about to watch the second episode this is going to be good!

  18. I donโ€™t think yโ€™all realize how important THIS is and how much it means to witches of color. Iโ€™m so happy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ

  19. This can be a great hit. The lighting and the acting can use some help, but the implied plot and premise is needed today in the entertainment industry. I hope it succeeds, I'm looking forward to a long series.

  20. GTFOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Yaassssss!! Here for all of this! I hope this can get enough hype and attention to make it to like netflix or something.

  21. Fellow African witches follow me on Instagram @MinasMetaphysics! I teach classes on Spellwork. I also create a POC only group chat for practitioners of color ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿพ

  22. I think I'm late for the magic but this is amazing!!!! Hoping the universe will pick this up soon with a hefty budget. โฃโฃโฃ

  23. Sorry for the long comment. This show brings me so much joy. I've been doing research on my great grandmother who was from Angola (I'm a Portuguese American). She was an amazing and fascinating woman. This show reminds me of her and my need to do more research on Africian religions. Thank you, so much, for this! I subscribed and will be watching all your videos!

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  25. 3 minutes in and I am just excited this is real. Sometimes we make things so difficult waiting for others to make shit "conventionally". So glad this is here!

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