Girlfriends Game Night – SNL


>>WHAT TIME IS IT?
IS JEANNIE STILL COMING?>>I JUST GOT A TEXT.
SHE’S SAYING THEY’RE IN THE ELEVATOR.
>>THEY? OH, MY GOD.
>>WAIT, IS SHE BRINGING HER BOYFRIEND?
>>HIS NAME IS HORACE AND THEY’RE MARRIED, REMEMBER?
>>DOES SHE GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HIM?
IT’S JUST SO WEIRD.>>YOU JUST THINK IT’S WEIRD
BECAUSE HE’S AROUND OLDER MAN.>>OH, SHH, SHH — THEY’RE
COMING.>>HI, HI.
SORRY WE’RE LATE. IT’S BEEN A CHAOTIC WEEK.
HORACE’S SONS ARE SUING ME AGAIN.
HOARACE. OH, HE’S LOOKING AT YOUR —
HEY! HORACE!
BE CAREFUL. YOU ARE BEING SUCH A DUDE RIGHT
NOW. GOD, MEN.
HOW DO WE, LADIES?>>SPEAKING OF ANNA, HOW WAS
YOUR HONEYMOON?>>OH, PARIS WAS AMAZING.
>>HORACE, THEY WENT TO PARIS! ANNA WENT TO PARIS!
>>UH-HUH.>>THAT’S SO ROMANTIC.
>>YOU KNOW, HORACE USED TO LIVE IN PARIS.
DURING WORLD WAR II. HE CAN SPEAK FLUENT FRENCH.
HORACE SPEAK SOME FRENCH! HORACE, SPEAK FRENCH TO THEM.
>>NO.>>OH, MR. COMEDIAN.
BECAUSE “NO” IS THE SAME IN FRENCH.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN
JOKES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, AS USUAL.
>>IS HE STILL LAUGHING OR IS MAYBE SOMETHING WRONG?
>>NO. HE’S JUST TICKLED.
DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM.>>ARE YOU SURE HE’S OKAY?
>>YES. JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS LAUGHING
FIT. ARE YOU DONE?
>>OKAY.>>SO ARE WE GOING TO PLAY UNO
OR WHAT?>>YES.
>>I’M READY?>>OH, IS HORACE PLAYING?
>>JEANNIE, IT’S HERE NOW.>>LIKE RIGHT NOW?
THAT’S INCONVENIENT.>>WHAT’S HERE?
>>YOU KNOW HOW WE’RE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT AND I’VE BEEN
WORKING WITH A SPECIALIST AND DOING ALL THESE TREATMENTS.
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA — HIS CIALIS KICKED IN.
>>IT’S HERE. WE GOTTA GO.
>>WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>WELL, WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WHEN IT’S HERE.
‘CAUSE, YOU KNOW.>>WHY?
>>BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, DON’T WORRY.
‘CAUSE I HAVE THE COURTESY BLANKET.
SO, YOU WON’T SEE ANYTHING.>>YO!
YEP!>>WAIT, WAIT.
DON’T DO THAT HERE.>>OH, IT’S A GOOD ONE.
>>WE HAVE TO. YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT A
BABY.>>OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN’T DO THAT OLD MAN HERE.>>OH, YEAH!
LOOK OUT!>>YOU GUYS, IT’S LIKE
BREAST-FEEDING IN PUBLIC. IT’S ABOUT ACCOMPLISHING A TASK,
NOT A SEXUAL THING.>>BUT SEX IS A SEXUAL THING.
>>NO, ANNA, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS SCIENCE BY THE NUMBERS.
IT’S CLINICAL, BORING.>>OKAY, WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST
USE THE BEDROOM?>>DON’T OFFER MY BEDROOM, I
SLEEP IN THERE.>>GUYS, IT’S NOTHING, OKAY?
I CAN TALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME.
LET’S JUST PLAY. HORACE, CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE
TABLE?>>SLOW, HORACE.
SLOW. HORACE.
HORACE. SLOW.
HORACE.>>THOSE ARE MY CARDS.
>>OKAY, I WILL GO FIRST, I GUESS.
>>OH, YEAH.>>MY CARDS ARE TERRIBLE.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M SORRY. I CAN’T DO THIS.
I CAN’T –>>YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR CARDS IF
YOU WANT.>>NOT THE GAME, YOU ON YOUR
HUSBAND DOING THAT.>>YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW
HOW IMPORTANT BEING A MOM IS TO ME P.M.
>>I KNOW THAT, AND I’M TRYING TO NOT SEE WHAT I’M SEEING, BUT
I THINK THIS IS MAKING IT TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN NEVER LOOK AT
YOU AGAIN.>>OH, MY GOD, DOES EVERYONE
FEEL THAT WAY?>>ACTUALLY, YEAH.
>>WOW! OKAY.
I GUESS WE WILL LEAVE. COME ON, HORACE.
SLOW. SLOW.
HORACE.>>YOU KNOW WHAT, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
THIS WOMAN IS YOUR FRIEND. SHE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING A
MOM. IT’S BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT
JOURNEY FOR HER. AND SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT, IF
YOU CAN’T GIVE HER THAT, THEN YOU’RE NOT A KIND FRIEND.
>>YOU’RE RIGHT.>>WE ARE SORRY.
>>YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE AN EXCELLENT MOTHER.
>>OH!>>HORACE.
OKAY.




Comments
  1. As time goes on this skit just keeps getting funnier. Weeding out bad skits from great ones is easy, but weeding great skits to this masterpiece takes perfection and attention to detail & finely cherry picking it and Bill Hader delivers and so do the cast and writers. I wish one day I can be a writer for SNL.

  2. You already played minecraft your drunk minecraft so you do it before them so you are a smart not to fallow people that make a good YouTube channel just think if pew does a video then everyone else does too get on playlists that it click bat

  3. Fun fact: Cecily's character is Kyra from Girlfriends Talk Show 15 years later, and Horace is her crazy boyfriend.

  4. Jeannie, it's here now! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 I got to make more money so when I get that age I can have a Jeannie, I know my kids now won't take care of me.😀✌🏿

  5. lmao! My husband and i have a large age difference, i tease him this will be him eventually… His father found it absolutely hilarious.

  6. Wtf does that one chick keep lookin at the camera?..like right at it! Jesus. Only one that can act is the girl married to old Horace.

  7. People are misquoting the skit. Only the comics hear Melissa say "it's me" at the start of Bill's reversal. Her whisper is too low for the mic. Right after that at 4:19 she then audibly laughs saying "This is so dumb" which causes Cecily to break and then the others. THAT'S WHY the cam cuts to the girls even though they're just sitting there silently tryin to keep it together in front of Cecily. Hilarious Top 5 skit in my book! 🤣

  8. The tall actress with the blonde hair wasn't happy with the chair and table going back. She made it obvious she was annoyed at him doing that

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